Funny Status For GF

zFunny Status For GF 

Funny Status for GF will help you to be the reason for a smile on your girlfriend’s face. Here we have compiled a diverse range of Funny Status for GF. So, update your status with our unique collection of Funny Status for GF.

Life becomes boring without humor. If you are in deeply love with someone then it’s better to share a few funny love messages every day. When you mix your words and actions with a little humor, your loved one will find your moments together more memorable and special. We want to help put a little color on your relationship by sharing thousands of Funny Status for GF that are the best around the web. Share these funny love messages with your girlfriend and make her smile. You can remove the boringness of your relationship and bring some fun with these statuses. We hope these quotes make you laugh and bring you closer to each other now more than ever!

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Life is short… smile while you still have teeth.

I think you might be suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.

Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.

Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.

That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.

Do you have a bandage? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I am lava you.

What is the difference between love and herpes? Love does not last forever.

Farts are like children, I’m proud of mine and disgusted by yours.

The woman was hungry for love and had no idea where her next male was coming from.

Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.

Romantic love is a mental illness, but it is a pleasurable one.

Funny WhatsApp Status for GF

I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.

You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

You are like my dentures. I cannot smile without you.

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God is really creative, I mean…just look at me 

You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.

What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey Doc, I have a crutch on you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but it is just not as big.

I just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little romance?

 We live in an era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

Facebook account for sale, Friends included.

You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

Funny Facebook Status for GF

The funniest joke of all time is my love life.

Google just called… Google said, “Someone is looking for you”.

Google must be a woman because it knows everything.

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

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The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

Why do men like to fall in love at first sight? Because doing so saves them a lot of money.

Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.

Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my Facebook Status?

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!

I don’t know your name yet, but it must be Wi-Fi because I am feeling such a strong connection here.

If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.

Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.

You can fall from the sky and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.

Funny Trolling Status for GF

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

After (M)Monday and (T)Tuesday, even the week says WTF !!

I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Pretty girls turn heads. I and my girls break necks!

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 loves you today more than I did yesterday. And that is because you really ticked me off yesterday.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew, who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice, who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno, who. Juno that you’re the love of my life?

Love is like having to pass gas. If you force, then you are going to make a mess.

Did I tell you that the girl I have been seeing works at the zoo? I think she’s a keeper.

Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion.

The voice of love seemed to call me, and then I realized that it was a wrong number.

You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!

My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me and my boyfriend replied, “I just used a modem.”

Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.

Short Funny Status for GF

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.

We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than a fat person.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones.

life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited”

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I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

I believe in gender equality. So on our next date, I’m going to split the bill with you.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

The reason why I never let my girlfriend touch my phone. I don’t have a girlfriend.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.

Whatsapp Funny Status for GF

Hey, there Whatsapp is using me.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation…

You can never buy Love…But still, you have to pay for it…

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten dies.

Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

There are no winners in life… only survivors.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the letters U and I together.

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I’m not addicted to Whatsapp. I only use it when I have time, lunchtime, break time, bedtime, this time, that time, at any time, all the time.

Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.

Love is a form of amnesia where a girl forgets that there are about 1.2 billion other boys out there in the world.

If I have to choose between men and shoes, I will choose shoes. They tend to last longer.

I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at the gym.

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.